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| John Constantine: [whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
Angela Dodson: Hold the elevator, you going down?
John Constantine: Not if I can help it.
Chas Chandler: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole.
Gabriel: You're going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15... and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took.
[pause, Gabriel leans in]
Gabriel: You're fucked.
Chas Chandler: [to Midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's the rat in the dress now, bitch?
John Constantine: [to a room full of demons] Hi, my name's John, you are in violation of the balance. Leave immediately or I will deport you. All of you.
John Constantine: [no reaction, John stands on a chair] Go to hell.
[last lines]
John Constantine: I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die, twice, just to figure that out. Like the book says "The Lord works in mysterious ways." Some people like it...
John Constantine: [pops some gum] ...some people don't.
John Constantine: Angels and Demons can't cross over into our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.
Satan: You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.
John Constantine: So I've heard.
hugs,
shelly wat a good movie! man i really do love this movie
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| Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: [laughing] You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...tomorrow.
[falls straight back asleep]
Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: [shouts] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
[Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering]
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose]
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: [running away] Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, brilliant!
Harry: Egypt, what's it like?
Ron: Brilliant! Loads of cool stuff. Mummies, tombs. Even Scabbers enjoyed himself.
Hermione: You know, the Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle
Sir Cadogan: He had them! Had the whole week's, written down on a little piece of paper!
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Which abysmally foolish person wrote down this week's passwords, and then left them lying around?
[behind her, Neville hangs his head. Without needing to be told, she turns directly to him]
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Is it always going to be you, Longbottom?
Neville Longbottom: I'm afraid so, Mum.
hugs,
shelly | | |
| Sara: You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything.
Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.
Derek: Do you get along with your dad? You tight and shit?
Sara: Yeah, we're "tight and shit"; our DNA matches.
hugs,
shelly | | |
| Jay: Holy shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV newschick Connie fucking Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury?
[Gale gives them the finger]
Jay: Dude, I think she likes me. Did you see how she was looking at me?
Dewey: The killer called her.
Mark: When?
Gale: What'd he say?
Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"
love the movie you just gotta!
hugs,
shelly | | |
| Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
[Marlin wakes up]
Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: Oh... What happened?
Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin: What are you talking about?
Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush: [Laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
[baby talk]
Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy
Pearl: Hey. You guys made me ink.
Bubbles: Bubbles. Bubbles. My bubbles.
there you go mariah!
hugs,
shelly | | |
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